“One Failed Move Away from a Breakdown” Oversized Tee Pink WAS £18

“One Failed Move Away from a Breakdown” Oversized Tee – Soft Tee, Sharp Truth

Let’s be real—pole life is empowering, badass... and occasionally emotionally unhinged. Enter your new favourite tee: oversized, feather-light, and butter-soft with just the right amount of sass.

Fit: Oversized & relaxed for maximum comfort
Fabric: Lightweight, butter-soft feel you’ll never want to take off
Perfect for: Warm-ups, cool-downs, lounging, or existential spirals mid-routine

Back Quote:
"one failed move away from a breakdown"
(We said what we said.)

Whether you’re hanging upside down or barely holding it together, this tee’s got you—soft, breathable, and 100% pole dancer approved.

Wear your truth. Cry in comfort. Spin anyway.