“Here Lies” Pole Dancer Keyring
£6.00
For every pole dancer who has heard that line approximately 4,000 times.
You mention pole dancing and, without fail, someone pipes up with:
“I’ve got a pole you can dance on.”
Groundbreaking. Never heard that one before.
Our PoleBoxx “Here Lies” Keyring is dedicated to the brave souls who thought they were the first person to make the joke.
Featuring the quote:
“Here lies the last person who said ‘I’ve got a pole you can dance on.’”
Details
Designed & illustrated by PoleBoxx
Black nickel metal finish
Purple enamel gravestone
Deep red rose detailing
Made especially for pole dancers
Sturdy chain and split keyring
Perfect for your keys, pole bag or gym bag
An ideal gift for a pole dancer who is completely over hearing that line
A tiny gravestone for an overused joke. May it finally rest in peace.
